I’ve been thinking lately about celebrities, and after much careful consideration, I’ve decided that I’d rather be famous in Peru than in the U.S. In Peru, you get to be famous, have money and fine things, be upper class, BUT you don’t have to worry about people invading every corner of your life. It seems people here respect the private lives of celebrities. At least in comparison with the United States. Take for example Johanna San Miguel. She’s the funny, bubbly talk show host for the morning news program called America Espectaculo. About a week ago, she mysteriously disappeared from the news program. Instead, the 2 news anchors, Federico Salazar and Veronica Linares, were doing her bit, which basically consists of gossiping about celebrities. Try as they did, they just didn’t compare to Johanna.
For 2 weeks I tried to figure out where she went. In vain, I typed her name into Google, trying to find some news article about her. Was she fired? Was she sick? Did she quit? Atreyhus teased me that they fired her for being too fat (she’s a little “gordita”). I knew he was joking, but then I started to wonder…
Then one day she was back! Federico and Veronica announced her return and the camera panned over to a cheerful, notably thinner Johanna. Veronica mentioned that the reason for Johanna’s disappearance would always be a mystery. Johanna simply said that she’d done something “very intimate”. After about 3 minutes of everyone talking about how great she looked a strange thing was happened. Well, actually, NOTHING happened. The show continued on like normal as Johanna relayed the top celebrity gossip of the day.
Try as I might, I couldn’t find a single scandalous news article about Johanna’s mysterious weight loss (cough, Liposuction, cough, cough). I looked at every tabloid-like newspaper in Cusco and found nothing. The only thing I uncovered was a slight mention of it on a Peruvian blog.
Maybe I make it sound like I was disappointed, but actually I was just in shock. If that were some celebrity in the U.S. you can bet her face would be plastered over every cheap tabloid in the country. It was refreshing to see that no one was being malicious about it. It made me think about when Teddy Roosevelt was president and, out of respect, no one ever took a picture of him in his wheelchair. Ok, well maybe I’m being a little dramatic but it’s a nice image.
Now, Johanna isn’t extremely famous, even by Peru standards, and maybe if someone like Magaly Medina (who everyone in Peru seems to hate, but who gets A LOT of news coverage) had gotten liposuction, it would have been a bigger deal- but I still don’t think it’d be as bad as in the states. And when it comes down to it- who cares? Is it really necessary for magazines and Internet blogs to write about every little detail and scandal that goes on in celebrities’ lives? Do we really have nothing better to do? Is it really more important than what’s going on in Iraq or Africa? Maybe the US should take a cue from Peru and BACK OFF. Of course, as long as tabloids are still selling, they’ll still exist. So I don’t hold out much hope.






Stray dogs, stray dogs everywhere! In Cusco, it’s impossible to turn a corner without passing at least one stray dog. Some of them are sniffing at last night’s trash left out on the curb, others are taking a nap in the hot sun, and others are wildly chasing after cars, barking all the way, tongue flopping in the wind. Some are cute, but most are scary. There are the big Dogo or Boxer-like strays, and ones resembling Dalmatians and Rottweilers. Then there are those with the odd conglomeration of big dog head and little dog body. Just this morning I saw one with the head of a golden retriever and the body length of a dachshund. Guess that’s what happens when dogs pro-create on their own. There’s also the small variety of dogs; little yappy things that look just like the goblins from Labyrinth, with their pushed in faces and their small, pointy teeth.